{"title":"Funny \u0026 Sarcastic","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the best gift says exactly what everyone is thinking. Browse our collection of witty, humorous candles perfect for the friend who appreciates a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"warning-work-environ-zero-percent-motivation-do-not-assign-tasks-humor-sarcastic-gift-candle-office-coworker-novelty-gift","title":"Warning: Work Environ, Zero Percent Motivation, Do Not Assign Tasks, Humor, Sarcastic Gift Candle, Office, Coworker Novelty Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e🌟 The Light With a Twist Collection by JaTab International is a witty, playful candle collection that says what everyone is thinking—but smells way better. This line blends humor, mild sarcasm, and relatable truths with JaTab International’s polished, modern aesthetic. (Funny • Sarcastic • Real-Life Candles)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e🖊️ Choose your scent (if applicable)\u003cbr\u003e🖊️ Add to cart and check out — we’ll handle the rest!\u003cbr\u003e🖊️ Reach out to us directly if you have any questions. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Thoughtful, meaningful, and slightly unhinged – The perfect balance of relatable truth and mild sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Perfect for office desk therapy or daily reality checks – An instant conversation starter and excellent professional appreciation gift with a side of humor.\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Designed to inspire light, laughs, and unfiltered truths – Infusing a polished, modern aesthetic with a witty twist.\u003cbr\u003e✔️ A candle that speaks from the mind – Saying exactly what everyone is actually thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 PERFECT FOR:\u003cbr\u003e🎯 Office gift shoppers\u003cbr\u003e❤️ Self-care treats with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e💒 Thank You Gifts\u003cbr\u003e🎄 Holiday \u0026amp; Seasonal\u003cbr\u003e🌸People who say: “This is SO me.”\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Birthdays or just because\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 PROCESSING TIME: 2–5 business days\u003cbr\u003ePlease note that processing time does not include shipping time. Once your order is printed, it typically takes 3–6 business days for delivery. Due to high demand during the holidays and special occasions, both processing and shipping times may be longer than usual. We appreciate your patience!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 PRODUCT FEATURES:\u003cbr\u003e🕯️ Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from 100% natural soy wax blend \u0026amp; cotton wick.\u003cbr\u003e🕯️ Reusable glass jar adds a stylish touch to your decor.\u003cbr\u003e🕯️ Choose from nine different aromatic scents, including Apple Harvest and White Sage + Lavender.\u003cbr\u003e🕯️ Long-lasting burn time of 50-60 hours, providing prolonged enjoyment.\u003cbr\u003e🕯️ One Size: 2.8 in x 3.5 in (7.1 cm x 8.9 cm) and 9 oz \u003cbr\u003e🕯️ Compliant with ASTM safety standards, ensuring a safe experience.\u003cbr\u003e🕯️ Please note: All scents have the same wax color\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003eKeep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 RETURNS OR EXCHANGES\u003cbr\u003eBecause our items are made to order and personalized, we cannot offer returns or exchanges. Exceptions include a quality error on our end or your item arrives damaged. If your item arrives damaged please send us a message within 7 days of delivery and we will refund or replace it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌟 Pictures are for illustrative purposes. Colors may differ from your computer screen to the final product.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🤝 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e❤️ Thank you for supporting our shop. If there is a problem, message us! 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